Woman In Jewel Encrusted Hat Tells Britain To “Live Within Its Means”

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A woman sitting on an expensive gold chair and wearing a £1,000,000 hat has encouraged Britain to “live within its means”  during times of austerity while addressing a room full of millionaires.

The Huffington Post explains:

She also voiced support for a government imposing longer working hours with less pay on junior doctors while wearing a hat encrusted with five rubies, 11 emeralds, 17 sapphires, 273 pearls and 2,868 diamonds.

“One also hopes one’s government will put superfast broadband at the top of its agenda,” she added. “Because the Wi-Fi at Balmoral is totally pants.”

She then left Parliament and returned to her £1 billion house. Her crown left shortly afterwards in its own horse-drawn carriage.

87 Comments

  1. Royals are the ultimate welfare parasites; they produce nothing, create nothing, and only consume the production and effort of those who actually produce things to earn a living. They are beyond worthless; so too are their worshippers…

    • The only thing they are good for is oggling at during parades in their golden coaches and stupid newspaper articles about how hard it is to open a building, walk around a lawn, go to the races, watch athletic contests or walk their dogs. And they are a GREAT tourist attraction errrr I mean tourist trap.

    • Agree 10000000000000% I bet if they held a fire sale, it would be enough to pay for their health care.

    • Royals produce stability.

      That crown represents the financial stability of the royal family. That’s literally the point.

      Royals guarantee money and armies. That’s their contribution.

      Private property wouldn’t exist if royals didn’t guarantee it.

      • That being said, Parliamentary interference in the succession of the Crown is illegal, so any qualms you have with the current royals is Parliament’s fault.

        • What *century* do you think you’re living in slave boy, the 13th? Sounds like you’re still sore at the Magna Carta for making the king share his power with the nobles who do all his dirty work…

          • I was referencing the Rebellion of 1688, not the Magna Carta. So, 17th century would be more accurate.

            Regardless, What’s with “slave boy”?

            You’re not exactly winning any points with these demonstrations of your superior civility.

          • slave is what you are, nothing funnier than the slave who defends his mental conditioning. oh yes, there´s something more fun, you actually think you´re right!

          • If you try to dismiss someone’s position as just “low self-esteem” or “brainwashed”, that makes you the closed minded one.

      • You… you really believe that? You’re just pulling everybody’s legs, right? *crossing fingers*

        • By what process do YOU think the capacity to “own” land is legitimized?

          I’m all ears.

      • Um, no. The workers guarantee money and armies and the poor fight in those armies. That crown represents the elite, the stuffy, old white privilege that lives off of the sweat of the people.

        Royals wouldn’t exist if the people didn’t guarantee it, for reference I give you the French Revolution, and many since.

      • stability is from force .That’s why the jewels are in the Tower To stop the old woman selling them off and fleeing to America.

  2. Royals are the ultimate welfare parasites; they produce nothing, create nothing, and only consume the production and effort of those who actually produce things to earn a living. They are beyond worthless; so too are their worshippers…

    • The only thing they are good for is oggling at during parades in their golden coaches and stupid newspaper articles about how hard it is to open a building, walk around a lawn, go to the races, watch athletic contests or walk their dogs. And they are a GREAT tourist attraction errrr I mean tourist trap.

    • Agree 10000000000000% I bet if they held a fire sale, it would be enough to pay for their health care.

    • Royals produce stability.

      That crown represents the financial stability of the royal family. That’s literally the point.

      Royals guarantee money and armies. That’s their contribution.

      Private property wouldn’t exist if royals didn’t guarantee it.

    • That being said, Parliamentary interference in the succession of the Crown is illegal, so any qualms you have with the current royals is Parliament’s fault.

    • You… you really believe that? You’re just pulling everybody’s legs, right? *crossing fingers*

    • What *century* do you think you’re living in slave boy, the 13th? Sounds like you’re still sore at the Magna Carta for making the king share his power with the nobles who do all his dirty work…

    • I was referencing the Rebellion of 1688, not the Magna Carta. So, 17th century would be more accurate.

      Regardless, What’s with “slave boy”?

      You’re not exactly winning any points with these demonstrations of your superior civility.

    • By what process do YOU think the capacity to “own” land is legitimized?

      I’m all ears.

  3. Those jewels are worthless in terms of daily cash flow or survival. She can’t eat them, nor can any of us eat them. But what they could be used for–if this Queen had a rational mind–is TO FORM the equity value of a British Currency that is not based on fiat-debt. But this would never occur to her.

  4. Those jewels are worthless in terms of daily cash flow or survival. She can’t eat them, nor can any of us eat them. But what they could be used for–if this Queen had a rational mind–is TO FORM the equity value of a British Currency that is not based on fiat-debt. But this would never occur to her.

  5. Lying mass murderer decendant of long line of mass murdering psychopathes tells her slaves to live within their means.

  6. Lying mass murderer decendant of long line of mass murdering psychopathes tells her slaves to live within their means.

    • Hmm, sorta like Obama with his “we all have to pull in our belts”. Kind of hypocritical of you I’d say. And what about the 47 “friends” of the Clintoons that dropped off the face of the earth or “mysteriously” passed away.
      Maybe this country should clean out our own closets before we start cleaning out the closets of the Royal Family.

  7. She doesn’t really get to keep the hat. I’d be far more concerned about how many private troops she has. For that matter, how many attack helicopters do you think WalMart might own? Imagine them, blue with a smiley face, blasting away at rival poor-people arcologies. Wait, that’s what happens now, but under colour of the military. Wish it wasn’t that way. Long live the Queen.

  8. She doesn’t really get to keep the hat. I’d be far more concerned about how many private troops she has. For that matter, how many attack helicopters do you think WalMart might own? Imagine them, blue with a smiley face, blasting away at rival poor-people arcologies. Wait, that’s what happens now, but under colour of the military. Wish it wasn’t that way. Long live the Queen.

  9. The gall of the elite. This is why I dont understand why the british still have this ball and chain. Making their living by taxes.

  10. The gall of the elite. This is why I dont understand why the british still have this ball and chain. Making their living by taxes.

  11. 90 YEARS OLD!
    She is DEMENTED pay no attention! WHY chi’s she force them to do better?
    If the entire country loves this person.

    EAT YOUR HEART OUT Hillary!

  12. 90 YEARS OLD!
    She is DEMENTED pay no attention! WHY chi’s she force them to do better?
    If the entire country loves this person.

    EAT YOUR HEART OUT Hillary!

  13. Think of all the People that are employed on those grounds and palaces….Mega workforce, of regular low educated folks. Think of all the scuzzy reporters and paparazzi making Millions raping photos from princesses. A LOT of people are living very well, doing such things as these vile ‘articles’. If the Royals of the world were not there, thousands of people wouldve been unemployed, over centuries, likely Millions…Stonemasons, Painters, Carvers, Artists, Embroiders, Horse maintenance, gardeners, Cooks, its a Massive workforce of regular people. a dishwasher at BuckHouse makes enough money a year to live a decent life. What do you propose to replace it all with?

  14. Think of all the People that are employed on those grounds and palaces….Mega workforce, of regular low educated folks. Think of all the scuzzy reporters and paparazzi making Millions raping photos from princesses. A LOT of people are living very well, doing such things as these vile ‘articles’. If the Royals of the world were not there, thousands of people wouldve been unemployed, over centuries, likely Millions…Stonemasons, Painters, Carvers, Artists, Embroiders, Horse maintenance, gardeners, Cooks, its a Massive workforce of regular people. a dishwasher at BuckHouse makes enough money a year to live a decent life. What do you propose to replace it all with?

  15. Russia held a Bargain Basement Bolshevik Sale of the finest jewels and artwork ever known in Europe 100 yrs ago, it netted them a couple billion, but where are they now? still a backward poor country that does Nothing with 80% of its landmass, YET, forces people out of their own homelands, simply to continue expanding its borders….there are real problems and thieves in the world, living off the taxpayer….yet, a crude article like this, is designed to keep us rabble bickering each other over futility, instead of looking at ‘them” I dare say, it was ‘them’ who put this article out in the 1st place.

  16. Russia held a Bargain Basement Bolshevik Sale of the finest jewels and artwork ever known in Europe 100 yrs ago, it netted them a couple billion, but where are they now? still a backward poor country that does Nothing with 80% of its landmass, YET, forces people out of their own homelands, simply to continue expanding its borders….there are real problems and thieves in the world, living off the taxpayer….yet, a crude article like this, is designed to keep us rabble bickering each other over futility, instead of looking at ‘them” I dare say, it was ‘them’ who put this article out in the 1st place.

  17. repatriate all the stolen goods from all the places your nation has pillaged and then live on the remainder oops all stolen goods from genocides …

  18. repatriate all the stolen goods from all the places your nation has pillaged and then live on the remainder oops all stolen goods from genocides …

  19. This is no worse than the situation we have in the states: it seems all over the world, useless parasites are telling us we are too difficult and expensive to deal with.

  20. This is no worse than the situation we have in the states: it seems all over the world, useless parasites are telling us we are too difficult and expensive to deal with.

  21. This is slanted and basically untruthful reporting encourages me not too trust anything from your newswire. The queens speech does not reflect her personal views.
    ‘The Queen’s Speech is read by the Queen from the Throne in the House of Lords at the State Opening of Parliament. It is drawn up by the government, and contains an outline of the government’s policies and proposed legislative programme for the new parliamentary session.
    http://www.parliament.uk/about/how/occasions/stateopening/

  22. This is slanted and basically untruthful reporting encourages me not too trust anything from your newswire. The queens speech does not reflect her personal views.
    ‘The Queen’s Speech is read by the Queen from the Throne in the House of Lords at the State Opening of Parliament. It is drawn up by the government, and contains an outline of the government’s policies and proposed legislative programme for the new parliamentary session.
    http://www.parliament.uk/about/how/occasions/stateopening/

  23. And the morons that wrote this failed to remember…..that million pound crown was well over a hundred years and the one billion pound home has been in the family since before Mary Queen of Scots. and all the BLING she wares is older than she and Prince Phillip combined.
    Maybe these idiots should check up on their history…..after all Al Gore invented the internet for a reason.

  24. And the morons that wrote this failed to remember…..that million pound crown was well over a hundred years and the one billion pound home has been in the family since before Mary Queen of Scots. and all the BLING she wares is older than she and Prince Phillip combined.
    Maybe these idiots should check up on their history…..after all Al Gore invented the internet for a reason.

  25. They are not HER jewels… the Royals are just figureheads now. The jewels belong to the country, part of England’s base wealth, like the US Gold collection in Fort Knox. Don’t pick on this woman, she’s been better than most.

  26. They are not HER jewels… the Royals are just figureheads now. The jewels belong to the country, part of England’s base wealth, like the US Gold collection in Fort Knox. Don’t pick on this woman, she’s been better than most.

  27. Wow, so this is a fake news site, their contact page gives the address of a run-down mail center in L.A.

  28. Classic Royal hypocrisy. During the “austerity” program, how many unemployed people will she allow to live in Buckingham Palace?

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