A team of BP engineers have discovered a creature that strongly resembles “Flying Spaghetti Monster” – a pseudo-religous being created by atheists. This “monster” has never before been spotted by man, and it was found living at the bottom of an oil rig, 4,300 feet below the surface of the ocean.
A group of researchers have decided to call it the ‘Flying Spaghetti Monster’ – after a creature which features in a mockery of religion called pastafarianism. A parody of Michelangelo’s ‘The Creation of Adam’ features the Flying Spaghetti Monster in which he replaces God.
Daniel Jones from the National Oceanography Centre has since captured images of the Flying Spaghetti Monster who, yet again, is having a bad hair/tentacle day. It’s fairly difficult to work out what this thing might be, but from the way it moves it certainly seems to be alive.
Seeing at it lives directly below an oil rig, I’m guessing that some form of oil spill has had something to do with this ridiculous-looking creature. Perhaps its parents were squid who ingested too much oil? But this is mere conjecture. You can form your own conclusions once you’ve seen the Flying Spaghetti Monster in action.
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