Amy Schumer was just pulling an Illuminati joke on the Australian comedy web show “Bondi Hipsters, right? Or was she? Actors and stars of the current hit film “Trainwreck” stormed out of an interview with the Australian radio duo “Bondi Hipsters” started asking some very accusatory questions about the stars’ involvement in the Illuminati. This was part of a larger segment in which the stars did fake drugs and made jokes, however when it came to the Illuminati questions, joke or not, the actress seemed to be hiding something.
The interview starts off innocent enough when the interviewer says he is going to ask the questions that no one else would ask. Schumer and Hader look uncomfortable immediately, then the host says to Schumer: “Amy, your career has suddenly exploded worldwide, congratulations, how did you get into the Illuminati?”
If it is, in fact, a planned prank, everyone involved are very good actors, as Amy Schumer seems genuinely shocked but covers it after an agonizing second of a pause to which she responds “I don’t know what you are talking about, I guess…”
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The second interviewer jumps to Bill Hader and says, “Bill, you’ve been famous for awhile, did you have to sponsor Amy’s Illuminati membership” through which the entire question Hader seems angry and continues to shake his head and say “no, no, no…”. When the question is answered, Hader looks to camera, then back to the interviewer and says “I don’t know what you’re talking about.”
Amy interrupts by saying “Bill and I are not members of the elite Pentaverate that meets…” and is cut off when Hader looks into the camera and says “Don’t start that rumor…” and they both say “don’t use this part”.
(*QUICK SIDE NOTE, “The Pentaverate” could be referring to a scene in the film “So I Married An Axe Murderer” (video clip at the bottom) – the definition from the film of “pentaverate” is, according to Worknik [1]: The Pentaverate is made up of the Queen of England, the Gettys, the Rothchilds, the Vatican, and Colonel Sanders (before he went toes up).)
So, at this point, the interviewers agree not to use this part, and things seem like they will carry on as normal. Amy then says “[Ask me] anything you want to know.”
Again, this is probably an elaborately planned joke, they are actors and good at their craft, however their uncomfortableness is something that can be felt through your screen. Through this question, Bill Hader is saying “shh, shhhh, sh, sh” and looking off camera, perhaps to a “publicist” or someone to plan an exit strategy.
Schumer then looks down and says “I don’t know where you’re getting your information, but that’s… that’s not real…[she starts to try to laugh to lighten it up and continues:]… that is such a.. strange thing I wasn’t part of … if there are ‘pictures of me there], there are other people who look like me!”
Further seeming to turn the whole thing into a joke, the comedienne says “Yes, I was in the hills that night, and yes, I was covered in squirrel hair.. but I’m..” and Hader interrupts with “She’s dating a squirrel”
She then says “I am not…in a … thing… with the Getty, the Rothschilds, the Queen and Colonel Sanders..”
The second interviewer asks Hader “Is the only reason Leonardo DiCaprio hasn’t won an Oscar because he hasn’t [had sex with] a squirrel?”
Hader and Schumer seem to be infuriated, yet covering with typical “Hollywood” gloss, when Schumer looks up and asks “Are our publicists even here?”
Bill jumps in and tell the interviewers “I just… I feel like it’s a thing.. I…I don’t know about… and…and.. I don’t know where you’re getting this information from and it’s not true, and we are where we are at because we work hard and we’re good…” Hader then, trying to drive the interview into humor speaks what appears to be a fake “secret society” language into the camera.
Upon hearing Hader (Schumer’s controller?), she goes almost into a trance and says quietly “we have not drank the blood… of several orphans..”
The main interviewer, seeing things are going poorly says, “We should reset and not ask anymore questions about that thing that doesn’t exist” to which Schumer, a few seconds ago in a seeming trance, lights up and says “That would be great! That would be great!”
The interviewer does not stop, however, asking, perhaps, the most interesting question: “Amy, when you threw yourself at Kanye West’s feet, was that to pledge your allegiance to Jay Z and Queen B (Beyonce) so that when the polar ice caps melt you are on their secret Illuminati train to Antarctica and that when the world is covered over in water…”
He is interrupted when Amy throws everything off the table, and her and Hader storm off the set after Hader tries (unsuccessfully) to push over the table) – Amy says “We are not in the Illuminati!!!”. Schumer screams “Don’t use ANY of this! We would never do this interview, we were never here!”
While, yes, this was probably an eleborate stunt meant to get laughs – why is this video not viral? With all things Illuminati, they like to blur the truth and the lies – and there are MANY genuine moments of what appears to be genuine anger, uncomfortableness, and all around shock by Schumer and Hader from the questions being asked.
Although it may be “humor” – those in tune with how the Illuminati works will see the underlying message of this video. Here is the video below and the Pentaverate video below that:
Sources:
[1] https://www.wordnik.com/words/Pentaverate
[2] http://mashable.com/2015/07/27/amy-schumer-illuminati/
