Leftist rioters are now claiming to have seceded from the United States of America, occupying six city blocks in Seattle’s Capitol Hill neighborhood.
The radical leftists are styling the “Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone” as a sovereign state “retaken back for the people“, warning anyone who reaches the area’s border wall (ironically enough, they have built a wall) that they are leaving the United States.
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The leftists are proving themselves partial to the use of border walls on the provision that they’re allowed complete authoritarian control. Leftist militants have been seen staffing the autonomous zone’s borders, with reports some of them may be armed.
Seattle Police abandoned a nearby police precinct station to a combined force of looters and rioters over the weekend, giving the leftists the opportunity to “reclaim” the 6 block “autonomous zone” and announce they have seceded from the United States.
The leftists proceeded to vandalize the building, renaming the Seattle Police precinct as a “People’s Department.”
As of Wednesday morning, the leftists are reportedly demanding the assistance of “white people” in maintaining their protostate in downtown Seattle.
City authorities are yet to launch any effort to regain the public space, instead opting to indulge the political fantasies of the petulant, ridiculous leftist activists.
Perhaps it would be best to allow the delusional militants to keep their territory, on the strict condition that they provide for their own food, water, electricity, gasoline, avocados and municipal services.
Language on the Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone’s “border walls” threatens to kill police and ICE personnel.
Patriotic Twitter users have lined up to slam the leftist commune and their delusional fantasies about seceding from the United States.
“If it’s no longer the USA, you better work out a trade agreement real quick because I doubt you have the resources to build a well or erect a power station,” said @bg2ndA. “Probably won’t get many tweets from there in a day or 2 without power.”
“Part of me thinks, Wow, the fact that our government seems willing to let this go on is actually kind of patronizing,” said real Laocoon. “We’ll let the kids have their temper tantrum and then get on with dinner.“
“Kinda like when children build forts,” surmised Christian Oats. “But instead they are grown, adults with less intelligence than the child building the fort. At least the child understands it’s make believe.”
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