Michelle Obama has declared herself America’s first ever “forever First Lady” during a speech at Temple University in Philadelphia on Wednesday.
“We have such high hopes for you. See, I am not one of those doubters. I know that you have everything it takes to succeed,” Obama said.
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“I know you are me, and if I can be standing here as your forever First Lady, then you can do anything you put your mind to.”
The crowd burst into spontaneous applause at this narcissistic line.
Watch: Michelle Obama Declares Herself America’s “Forever First Lady”
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