Liberal Women Complain They Can’t Stop Having Sex Dreams of Trump

Liberal women on Twitter are complaining they can't stop having sex dreams featuring President Donald Trump, the man they spend their days railing against on the social media platform.

Liberal women on Twitter are complaining they can’t stop having sex dreams featuring President Donald Trump, the man they spend their days railing against on the social media platform. 

Hundreds of liberal women have made the confession in the last few weeks and the fantasy sex described by these women runs the gamut from sex with Trump and handcuffs, to sex with Trump and other celebrities, to sex with Trump in cars, to sex with Trump “in demon form,” to sex with Trump on the Resolute Desk.

One woman, the founder of a leftist publishing house, said her Trump sex dream was so powerful she woke up with the “worst headache” and a “sore jaw from teeth grinding.

The phenomenon is not limited to leftist females. Many liberal men, some of whom claim they are not homosexual, have also come forward in solidarity with their sisters and shared details of their own sordid sex dreams featuring the POTUS.

Searching Twitter for sex dreams with Trump is the contemporary equivalent of peering into the modern liberal soul. As such, the results are not pretty. Prepare yourself for a hefty dose of liberal self-loathing, hypocrisy and general moral confusion.

What is going on? Does the fact the president is featuring in secret nocturnal sex dreams up and down the Eastern and Western seaboard indicate something is — quelle horreur — unnatural and unhealthy about the leftist mentality?

Are liberals spending their days pretending to resist Trump and oppose the MAGA movement, only for their nighttime subconscious to kick in and rearrange their mental furniture, cleaning house and placing things into a more natural and pleasing order?

It doesn’t take a dream interpreter to figure out these women are secretly craving a real man in their lives.

But it gets even worse.

Liberal women can’t stop writing articles about having “hot sex” with Trump supporters.

In an article titled Help, I Can’t Stop Hooking Up With Trump Supportersa liberal journalist details the first time she hooked up with a Trump man, assuring her liberal audience that it was her “worst hookup.” Yet within the space of a few paragraphs she backtracks completely and claims “the sex was hot.”

I knew we’d never be anything more to each other than a hookup, but I didn’t care. The sex was hot, and it was uncomplicated in the sense that neither of us expected—or even really wanted—any strings attached. And since I was confident in my political convictions, all that witty banter about tax codes, emails, and border walls was the foreplay I never knew I needed.

I assumed it was a onetime experiment, but shortly after we ended things I started sleeping with yet another Trumpster who I was inexplicably attracted to. This, I’m sorry to say, was after Trump had secured the nomination, but in my defense I was still pretty certain we were going to elect Hillary Clinton, so I could ignore the fact that this guy’s family wore MAGA hats.

You know all these leftist women who shriek “RAPE CULTURE!”, “PATRIARCHY”, “TOXIC MASCULINITY!” all have a well-thumbed copy of Fifty Shades of Gray. Let’s face it, to paraphrase Gov. Schwarzenegger, liberal girly men just do not pass muster.

The sex dreams of Twitter prove what we suspected all along.

Baxter Dmitry

Baxter Dmitry

Baxter Dmitry is a writer at News Punch. He covers politics, business and entertainment. Speaking truth to power since he learned to talk, Baxter has travelled in over 80 countries and won arguments in every single one. Live without fear.
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11 Comments

  1. President Trump symbolizes masculinity. Since extreme liberal women are likely to have pets for husbands, it may be they can’t control themselves when in the presence of a real male.

  2. BAMMM, hit the nail on the head. These women have never been around an honestly macho masculine Male. They’re all creaming their jeans in rapturous slumber, wrapped in TRUMPS macho arms!!

  3. That’s what happens when you surround yourself with vagina beta males. Only an extra psychopathic female wants a soft beta male instead of a real man. Pathetic. Betas should not be glorified like most neurotic women do. They should be shunned and ignored until their kind disappears!!!!

  4. Whether you think about someone favourably or unfavourably, you still focus on that person. Someone should ask Hillary if she dreams about Trump.

  5. This proves that Liberals have a mental problem & don’t live in reality- god forbid any of these idiots get into any power jobs

  6. I remember DJT from the 70s when he set the world on fire and made a fortune. He was a handsome young man, and had fire and strength. He is THE role model for alpha male. He is also at this point, the most powerful man in the world and he is truly a superhero doing the “impossible” – but he WILL get the job done. So, at this point, Im not dreaming about sex with him, but I do still find him sexy and handsome and powerful. I’m 64 now and he is 72 so it makes sense. But women who hate him dreaming of sex with him? That’s just odd IMO. But he IS all MALE and that is sexy no matter what age. You go Pres Trump! One more reason to love this guy. I love our President he is the definition of greatness!

  7. They had these dreams with Obama too, probably not W Bush, but I still remember the articles about Bill Clinton sex dreams from the nineties, peaking while his impeachment trials were ongoing. If you can access pre-Twitter archives of Cosmo, Vogue, the more ‘feminist’ the publication the higher the likelihood you’ll find a commentary on the subject…there just wasn’t the panicked reaction, just made them want to attend the next speech in person. With their favorite panties (if any) on.

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