Creepy Joe Biden Compares Running Mate Process to Pinup Model Competition

Creepy Joe Biden just can't help himself. The presumptive Democrat presidential candidate has vowed to choose a woman as his running mate, and according to the New York Times, in private encounters before this campaign he has "likened running-mate evaluation to deciding among calendar models."

Creepy Joe Biden just can’t help himself. The presumptive Democrat presidential candidate has vowed to choose a woman as his running mate, and according to the New York Times, in private encounters before this campaign he has “likened running-mate evaluation to deciding among calendar models.”

From a New York Times puff piece about Biden, his shambolic campaign, and running mate selection process:

It is not lost on Mr. Biden that whomever he chooses might well be elected the nation’s first female president after his turn, or at least become a new front-runner for the distinction. He has called himself a “bridge” to the next generation of Democratic leaders, a transitional figure whose chief goal is the removal of President Trump. That Mr. Biden is a 77-year-old man likely to accept the nomination during a pandemic has attached even weightier stakes to his decision.

In private encounters before this campaign, Mr. Biden has likened running-mate evaluation to deciding among calendar models, with three broad categories (and outdated honorifics): Contenders can be a “Mr. August” (a shot of momentum in the summer), a “Mr. October” (a reliable and effective campaigner for the fall) or a “Mr. January” (a governing partner, politics notwithstanding).

Biden used the “Mr.” title before he declared he would nominate a woman as his running mate.

Biden is all the more likely to choose a female running mate given the sex scandals that are threatening to torpedo his campaign. Former Senate staffer Tara Reade told Megan Kelly that Biden sexually assaulted her during her time in his office.

He had one hand underneath my shirt and the other hand, I had a skirt on and he went down my skirt and then went up. I remember I was up almost on my tippy-toes,” Reade told Megyn Kelly of the alleged attack.

And when he went inside the skirt, he was talking to me at the same time, and he was leaning into me. And I pulled this way, away from his head. … He was kissing my neck area, and he whispered did I want to go somewhere else in a low voice.

She continued, “I can’t remember everything he said. But he said something vulgar. He said, ‘I wanna f*ck you.’ And he said it low, and I was pushing away, and I remember my knee hurting, because he had opened my legs with his knee, and our kneecaps clashed, so I felt, like, the sharp pain.”

“His fingers were inside of my private area, my vagina, and there was no small talk. … It was just sudden, and it was happening like that.”

Watch Kelly’s full interview with Reade here:

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